Feeling Lucky?

thinking with its raptor feet

delete comic sans from the system
delete comic sans from the system
I’d like to buy a vowel
I’d like to buy a vowel
My new jogging pants
My new jogging pants
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
And together they will conquer the dog park
And together they will conquer the dog park
Followed directions perfectly
Followed directions perfectly
The answer is yes. I do.
The answer is yes. I do.
omg! it looks so happy!
omg! it looks so happy!
This is how birds are born
This is how birds are born
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
mind blown
mind blown
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
Calmly plotting your demise
Calmly plotting your demise
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
Needs more salt
Needs more salt
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
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%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!