reality check

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

i can never show my face in public again

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

popsicles

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

gonna need to step outside for a second

so warm and cozy

political pokemon

dinner and show

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line