Feeling Lucky?

this actually sounds terrifying though

Good effort though.
Good effort though.
You’re embarrassing me.
You’re embarrassing me.
I could converse here.
I could converse here.
Heartless bastards.
Heartless bastards.
So what do you say, fellas?
So what do you say, fellas?
Well seasoned with fries
Well seasoned with fries
As a poor student coming into the holidays…
As a poor student coming into the holidays…
Tehehe, Oh Boy!
Tehehe, Oh Boy!
So if it wasn’t me, it’s one of you…
So if it wasn’t me, it’s one of you…
And I helped too!
And I helped too!
Land of opportunity.
Land of opportunity.
*swipe*
*swipe*
No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this motion picture
No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this motion picture
Send help!
Send help!
UPS drivers post about pets they come across.
UPS drivers post about pets they come across.
I+should+really+stop+picking+my+knose.
I should really stop picking my knose.
%2Agoes+postal%2A
*goes postal*
I+ship+it%26%238230%3B
I ship it…
Can+you+feel+it%3F
Can you feel it?
Join the conversation
I+come+from+a+long+line+of+Boers%26%238230%3B
I come from a long line of Boers…
20mg+THC+should+do+the+trick%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+Police%2C+probably+not.
20mg THC should do the trick… – Police, probably not.
I+will+let+you+in+on+a+little+secret%26%238230%3B
I will let you in on a little secret…
And+you%26%238217%3Bd+like+me+to+think+of+you+as+some+sort+of+doctor%26%238230%3B%3F
And you’d like me to think of you as some sort of doctor…?
I+do+so+appreciate+the+candidness%26%238230%3B
I do so appreciate the candidness…
Star+Wars+knew%26%238230%3B
Star Wars knew…
Luna%5Br%5Dcy%21
Luna[r]cy!
A+rooster+wrote+this.
A rooster wrote this.