Feeling Lucky?

this always mildly pleases me

Fetch squeak
Fetch squeak
You’ve just been extinguished.
You’ve just been extinguished.
Obearda
Obearda
Best America
Best America
I’m a simple man. I have simple needs.
I’m a simple man. I have simple needs.
This is the place.
This is the place.
Are you nervous to see me on your flight?
Are you nervous to see me on your flight?
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
Millennials. Gah.
Millennials. Gah.
health benefits denied from above
health benefits denied from above
Warrior Pup Couldn’t Hold Still, 1918
Warrior Pup Couldn’t Hold Still, 1918
Sponsored by Black Mirror
Sponsored by Black Mirror
Do not crossbreed pug.
Do not crossbreed pug.
Grandma’s eye twitch.
Grandma’s eye twitch.
Begin again.
Begin again.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Obviously.
Obviously.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Join the conversation
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Sup+player.
Sup player.
No+shame.
No shame.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Hands.
Hands.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.