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this is accurate – although to be fair, she didn’t want to share the planet either

which one of you shall I murder first – pitbull, probably
which one of you shall I murder first – pitbull, probably
Maybe we’d have more responsible parents…
Maybe we’d have more responsible parents…
Welcome, old friend.
Welcome, old friend.
Meanwhile, on Craigslist…
Meanwhile, on Craigslist…
You know, like, nya
You know, like, nya
I bark at term limits.
I bark at term limits.
Build the breakfast burrito.
Build the breakfast burrito.
Poor guy never got served any cake
Poor guy never got served any cake
Burned raisins.
Burned raisins.
The warming continues.
The warming continues.
spider magic
spider magic
Passive Aggressive Fork Language
Passive Aggressive Fork Language
Is this God?
Is this God?
Doing math with your fingers.
Doing math with your fingers.
Too much gray
Too much gray
Amazing+Back+Flip%21
Amazing Back Flip!
Is+everything+ok%3F
Is everything ok?
A+little+Mitch+Hedberg.
A little Mitch Hedberg.
What+could+possibly+go+wrong%3F
What could possibly go wrong?
Join the conversation
Out+of+all+the+lies+I%26%238217%3Bve+told%26%238230%3B
Out of all the lies I’ve told…
This+clock+would+drive+me+insane%26%238230%3B
This clock would drive me insane…
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+virgin+by+choice.
I’m a virgin by choice.
Golden+retriever+for+sale.
Golden retriever for sale.
There%26%238217%3Bs+always+time+for+tea.
There’s always time for tea.
Kitty+love.
Kitty love.
As+a+veteran+recently+out+of+the+military.
As a veteran recently out of the military.
Bangstaches.
Bangstaches.