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this is dark but genuinely hilarious

How to seize a moment.
How to seize a moment.
What have you done with Max?!
What have you done with Max?!
Orange peel art.
Orange peel art.
She’s been doing this all day…
She’s been doing this all day…
Full body knitted suit for those harsh winter mornings
Full body knitted suit for those harsh winter mornings
Reality.
Reality.
If you don’t recycle, bearshark will find you.
If you don’t recycle, bearshark will find you.
Facebook mimicking.
Facebook mimicking.
Real life fruit ninja.
Real life fruit ninja.
Dr. Suess cake!
Dr. Suess cake!
When you don’t know what else to do with your money
When you don’t know what else to do with your money
Zach Galifianakis is a confident man
Zach Galifianakis is a confident man
Do you mind if I Slytherin?
Do you mind if I Slytherin?
Reflecting on life…
Reflecting on life…
Me during the zombie apocalypse
Me during the zombie apocalypse
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Join the conversation
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!