Feeling Lucky?

this is dark but genuinely hilarious

in kale of emergency…
in kale of emergency…
spotted stripes
spotted stripes
double double oil and trouble
double double oil and trouble
“Get fire protection on your home insurance…no reason…”
“Get fire protection on your home insurance…no reason…”
perspective matters :)
perspective matters :)
girl-guide glow-up
girl-guide glow-up
zoomer gloomers
zoomer gloomers
bedtime battles
bedtime battles
thinking deep
thinking deep
baby’s first headshot
baby’s first headshot
orb of obtuseness
orb of obtuseness
all buttered up
all buttered up
breakfast breaktime
breakfast breaktime
tantalizing tea
tantalizing tea
swinging speech
swinging speech
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Join the conversation
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR