Feeling Lucky?

this is how i allow myself to eat so many cookies

Snipper no snipping!
Snipper no snipping!
War continues to be hell.
War continues to be hell.
We’ve made a huge misteak in the name of wellness.
We’ve made a huge misteak in the name of wellness.
Delete the interwebs!
Delete the interwebs!
The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.
The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.
You said you weren’t hungry, babe.
You said you weren’t hungry, babe.
The transition is complete…
The transition is complete…
Somebody needs to visit their Dear Auntie.
Somebody needs to visit their Dear Auntie.
Do you even floss…?
Do you even floss…?
Care for pre-toad.
Care for pre-toad.
I’ve seen this Futurama episode…
I’ve seen this Futurama episode…
Works about a quarter of the time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.
Yeehaw indeed, buckaroo.
Yeehaw indeed, buckaroo.
Got to kiss gato.
Got to kiss gato.
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
Square+bottle+prototypes
Square bottle prototypes
Such+a+kidder%26%238230%3B
Such a kidder…
Join the conversation
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…
The+story+of+Brandenn+Bremmer
The story of Brandenn Bremmer
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
3D+printer+manufacturers+nightmare
3D printer manufacturers nightmare
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+doing+my+nails+all+wrong%21
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?