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this is my super villain origin story

Carry on.
Carry on.
Tis the season!
Tis the season!
Like I said…
Like I said…
Should I take that job in New York?
Should I take that job in New York?
How old are you in dog years?
How old are you in dog years?
The cutest fuhrer.
The cutest fuhrer.
Anatomy of a banana.
Anatomy of a banana.
Only the dead have seen the end of war.
Only the dead have seen the end of war.
Can I go to the bathroom?
Can I go to the bathroom?
I overheard a conversation…
I overheard a conversation…
He’s the only one left.
He’s the only one left.
Interviewing The Beatles.
Interviewing The Beatles.
From father to son.
From father to son.
Put the gun down!
Put the gun down!
A boy and his sloth.
A boy and his sloth.
Listen+to+your+therapist.
Listen to your therapist.
Gonna+jack+you+all+up.
Gonna jack you all up.
Girlfriends+who+get+fit+together%2C+stay+together.
Girlfriends who get fit together, stay together.
You+hear+that+click%3F
You hear that click?
Join the conversation
There+are+two+types+of+people+in+Colorado%26%238230%3B
There are two types of people in Colorado…
When+you%26%238217%3Bre+mad%2C+but+there%26%238217%3Bs+cake
When you’re mad, but there’s cake
Bear+with+me%26%238230%3B
Bear with me…
The+average+parking+lot+in+The+Netherlands.
The average parking lot in The Netherlands.
2018+Russian+Presidential+Results+are+in
2018 Russian Presidential Results are in
I%26%238217%3Bd+make+a+break+for+it..
I’d make a break for it..
This+week+on+I+Don%26%238217%3Bt+Want+to+be+Homeless
This week on I Don’t Want to be Homeless
Claws+are+universally+understood
Claws are universally understood