this is so petty and i love it

double edged insult

double edged insult

exactly how i feel every time

exactly how i feel every time

is there another option?

is there another option?

words to live by

words to live by

did he super size it?

did he super size it?

Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance

Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance

do you even lift, bird?

do you even lift, bird?

grandpa throwing shade. lol

grandpa throwing shade. lol

this kid is asking the right questions

this kid is asking the right questions

i believe it

caught bread-handed

caught bread-handed

it’s a malaphor

it’s a malaphor

if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool

if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool

Protect betty white at all costs

Protect betty white at all costs

The moral of this story is not about patience. smh

The moral of this story is not about patience. smh