this is why they’re called ghastly ghosts

Grandma’s first pumpkin spice latte was named Bob.

Grandma’s first pumpkin spice latte was named Bob.

How to evict yourself from the planet.

How to evict yourself from the planet.

There should be leash laws for kids?

There should be leash laws for kids?

Elephants thing you’re cute, at least…

Elephants thing you’re cute, at least…

I can only take so much prodding…

I can only take so much prodding…

Blind kitty we found alone in the garden.

Blind kitty we found alone in the garden.

May God punish y’all thoroughly.

May God punish y’all thoroughly.

Taking 5,000 ducks for a walk to the local pond.

Taking 5,000 ducks for a walk to the local pond.

[Alchemy 100]

That’s a lovely name, is it biblical?

That’s a lovely name, is it biblical?

Chickens can’t fly.

Chickens can’t fly.

Bread alignment chart

Bread alignment chart

When the candy bin keeps calling your name…

When the candy bin keeps calling your name…

No matter; Ben had a time machine.

No matter; Ben had a time machine.

Got a souvenir from the museum… #dadjokes

Got a souvenir from the museum… #dadjokes