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Welcome to September
Welcome to September
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Tried my hand at pizza rolls
Tried my hand at pizza rolls
Disney characters in traditional garb.
Disney characters in traditional garb.
My motivation is as absent as Hermione’s Parents
My motivation is as absent as Hermione’s Parents
Being from Texas I can confirm
Being from Texas I can confirm
Why are we not funding this?
Why are we not funding this?
Four scenarios by which the universe could end
Four scenarios by which the universe could end
One little hello can change your whole future.
One little hello can change your whole future.
There hasn’t been a nude scandal in a while.
There hasn’t been a nude scandal in a while.
Going to a friends house for the first time.
Going to a friends house for the first time.
I will never do drugs in my life.
I will never do drugs in my life.
Fairy tales these days…
Fairy tales these days…
Scuba diver with Great White Shark
Scuba diver with Great White Shark
Five day old emus.
Five day old emus.
Take+a+hike.
Take a hike.
Let+the+flowers+live%2C+though.
Let the flowers live, though.
so+much+dirt
so much dirt
Oh+no+your+child+is+stuck+in+a+loop%26%238230%3B
Oh no your child is stuck in a loop…
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Gosh+darn+it%2C+Melanie.
Gosh darn it, Melanie.
Play+stupid+games%2C+etc.
Play stupid games, etc.
They%26%238217%3Bve+thought+of+everything.
They’ve thought of everything.
I+can+hear+his+voice%26%238230%3B
I can hear his voice…
How+to+pick+up+chicks+OR+spring+is+coming.
How to pick up chicks OR spring is coming.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+touch+this.
Can’t touch this.
Who+wants+a+glass+of+malk+now%3F
Who wants a glass of malk now?
Beware+the+turtles.
Beware the turtles.