this may or may not be true – pretty cool if true, though

just like mama used to bake

just like mama used to bake

potato platter

fact of the matter

fact of the matter

bananas bogey

off the rails

qui-gon jokes

witless protection program

witless protection program

thank you, next

thank you, next

when the game plays you

when the game plays you

pale as a ghost

pale as a ghost

apples to apples

apples to apples

don’t sweat it

don’t sweat it

maybe it’s maybelline?

maybe it’s maybelline?

setting petspectations

setting petspectations

hermit helper