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this Wish ad leaves me with so, so many questions

Kids vs. Teacher
Kids vs. Teacher
This is where I would put my scratch post…
This is where I would put my scratch post…
Cartoon vehicles IRL.
Cartoon vehicles IRL.
Do not mess with a corgi.
Do not mess with a corgi.
Soup of the day.
Soup of the day.
How would you like this wrapped?
How would you like this wrapped?
When Spiderman goes clubbing…
When Spiderman goes clubbing…
Super evil monsters…
Super evil monsters…
Last wish.
Last wish.
Best friends… forever.
Best friends… forever.
Harlem Shake with my son.
Harlem Shake with my son.
A guide to software development.
A guide to software development.
How pawn shops work.
How pawn shops work.
Harlem Shake. v4.
Harlem Shake. v4.
Why I joined the US Army.
Why I joined the US Army.
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
Please+make+it+stop%26%238230%3B
Please make it stop…
come+to+me+sweet+child.
come to me sweet child.
Bring+out+the+chokey.
Bring out the chokey.
Join the conversation
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.
This+little+kitty+got+new+kick+sticks%21
This little kitty got new kick sticks!
Tree+pruning+in+the+1800%26%238217%3Bs
Tree pruning in the 1800’s
A+gum+recycler+made+out+of+gum+in+London
A gum recycler made out of gum in London
Your+soul+is+not+worth+it%2C+anyway.
Your soul is not worth it, anyway.
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].