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this would never happen in real life

The average person.
The average person.
Should have checked himself…poor guy
Should have checked himself…poor guy
Dad, I’m not feeling sleepy yet.
Dad, I’m not feeling sleepy yet.
Every time a girl says hi to me.
Every time a girl says hi to me.
Being Catholic.
Being Catholic.
Doing things alone vs as people watch
Doing things alone vs as people watch
With meats, Japan uses labels with changing colors based on the level of ammonia the food emits as it ages
With meats, Japan uses labels with changing colors based on the level of ammonia the food emits as it ages
They say the universe is continually expanding…
They say the universe is continually expanding…
Heard you failed English…
Heard you failed English…
That’s my favorite animal!
That’s my favorite animal!
I wish it was this easy to get time off work
I wish it was this easy to get time off work
The irony of life.
The irony of life.
Vote Odin
Vote Odin
Looking up from under a microscope
Looking up from under a microscope
Halloweeeeeeeeen is coming!
Halloweeeeeeeeen is coming!
Welcome+back%2C+Bud.
Welcome back, Bud.
Be+good+to+each+other.
Be good to each other.
He+didn%26%238217%3Bt+even+ask+if+she+wanted+it%2C+probably.
He didn’t even ask if she wanted it, probably.
This+was+completely+unintentional%2C+prove+me+wrong.
This was completely unintentional, prove me wrong.
Join the conversation
He%26%238217%3Bs+makin%26%238217%3B+waffles.
He’s makin’ waffles.
Streaking+is+relative.
Streaking is relative.
Just+a+barn+road+tripping+through+Nebraska.
Just a barn road tripping through Nebraska.
I%26%238217%3Bve+got+blueberries+on+the+mind%26%238230%3B
I’ve got blueberries on the mind…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+still+proud+of+you%2C%26%238217%3B+she+said+somberly%26%238230%3B
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
%26%238230%3Bsome+people+hike%2C+probably.
…some people hike, probably.
Oversimplified+pizza+post..
Oversimplified pizza post..
AND+MY+VOTE%21
AND MY VOTE!