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This Adidas email I just received

This Adidas email I just received
I could drink this coffee.
I could drink this coffee.
Mr Soccer demands respect.
Mr Soccer demands respect.
Your inner horse is leaking…
Your inner horse is leaking…
matrix.exe segfault
matrix.exe segfault
I’ve seen this Gisney movie before…
I’ve seen this Gisney movie before…
Advanced protesting with Love – All
Advanced protesting with Love – All
The Blue Java banana with vanilla flavour and ice cream consistency.
The Blue Java banana with vanilla flavour and ice cream consistency.
This preschool has spiked pencils to help keep the prisoners in.
This preschool has spiked pencils to help keep the prisoners in.
CHROME GO CRONCH CRONCH
CHROME GO CRONCH CRONCH
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
1/1,000,000 Cotton candy lobster.
1/1,000,000 Cotton candy lobster.
*listening intensifies*
*listening intensifies*
Words.
Words.
This is why vegans have trust issues…
This is why vegans have trust issues…
Winter is coming. – Acorn Woodpecker, probably.
Winter is coming. – Acorn Woodpecker, probably.
this+makes+my+skin+crawl
this makes my skin crawl
sorry%2C+forgot+to+erase+that
sorry, forgot to erase that
%2Ahiss+of+gluttony%2A
*hiss of gluttony*
hey+hey+hey+look+hey+look+are+you+looking+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+looking+hey+look+look+at+this
hey hey hey look hey look are you looking you’re not looking hey look look at this
Join the conversation
no+monopoly%2C+mario+party%2C+or+yahtzee+allowed+anymore
no monopoly, mario party, or yahtzee allowed anymore
did+joe+leave%2C+or+did+joe+%26%238220%3Bleave%26%238221%3B
did joe leave, or did joe “leave”
10+Marketing+Memes+to+Buy+From
10 Marketing Memes to Buy From
if+i+can+carry+it+all+like+this%2C+i+technically+didn%26%238217%3Bt+need+a+basket
if i can carry it all like this, i technically didn’t need a basket
no+favorite+child%26%238230%3Bbuuuuuuuut%26%238230%3B%26%238230%3B
no favorite child…buuuuuuuut……
what+do+you+mean+%26%238220%3Bthree+pieces%3F%21%3F%21%3F%26%238221%3B
what do you mean “three pieces?!?!?”
space%2C+the+file+frontier
space, the file frontier
10+BFF+Memes+to+Share+with+your+Bestie
10 BFF Memes to Share with your Bestie