This guy relaxes

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

better safe than life in prison

still wonder why women live longer than men?

extremely concerned, as it were

egg-cellent

asking the important questions today

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

the suite life tried to teach us

i’ll have a cheeseburger and a diet sun

no context crab

sometimes nothing is everything

modern fashion

now that he has cappy literally everyone

set your dvr!

storms coming: florida memes to ease tension and hurricane ian gets ready to hit