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And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

did he do it?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

beyond offensive

beyond offensive

trojan pigeon

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

wasted gems

the math adds up

the math adds up

time to cry!

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question