This is the face of a man with a vasectomy appointment

reason #1 is pretty obvious

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

you’ve got time

google ain’t no snitch

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

all is not well in waffleville

you’re*

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

dolphinsarecool!3

the insurance mafia

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

keep laughing see what happens

this description is way too accurate