those aren’t cabbages. those are xenomorph eggs

He healthy

Vacuuming a Star Wars set, circa 1989

Vacuuming a Star Wars set, circa 1989

Blind son sees mom for first time… immediately roasts her face.

Blind son sees mom for first time… immediately roasts her face.

I shall show you the dance of my people.

I shall show you the dance of my people.

Programmers know…

Programmers know…

What do we say to the God of death?

What do we say to the God of death?

Sometimes you just gotta put out the fire.

Sometimes you just gotta put out the fire.

Thanks! I hate it

Thanks! I hate it

What is happening to peoples’ brains?

What is happening to peoples’ brains?

Check on your friends

Check on your friends

I think I found the one

I think I found the one

Myrna, simmer down.

Myrna, simmer down.

Ted Talk – The power of nipples

Ted Talk – The power of nipples

Pony up.

With peel