What’s with the avacados

my waistline isn’t worth my happiness

this guy gets it

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

alpha males don’t watch instructional videos

be your own worst enemy

goosebumps, but for adults

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

there is no middle ground

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

what’s your favorite six word story?

stop to smell the roses?

big fork bad

my plants are my children

the dream life