Three years and counting!

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

Volkswagen van for scale

Hey mom!

Why don’t they ever get pulled over for this?

Thanks Obama

Riddle me this, atheists…

The difference between creepy and cool.

The ocean is inside of this opal.

Just got a promotion. I have employees now

Violinist, Roger Frisch, plays during brain surgery to find what’s causing his tremors.

Help. The bad man touched me.

Chocolate Roulette.

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.

I need an adult.

Sneezing in front of your pets.