ostriches are mean

ostriches are mean

Never trust a pangwang.

Never trust a pangwang.

I mean, how could you not?

I mean, how could you not?

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…

Martian Tindr is lit…

Martian Tindr is lit…

Princess Diana walking through the minefields in Angola in 1997 to draw public attention; Prince Harry walking through them 2019.

Princess Diana walking through the minefields in Angola in 1997 to draw public attention; Prince Harry walking through them 2019.

You have this? I have this. – NestlÃ©, probably.

You have this? I have this. – NestlÃ©, probably.

*laughs nervously in CIA*

*laughs nervously in CIA*

…even Mickey supports HK.

…even Mickey supports HK.

A very polite lioness luring you to an early death.

A very polite lioness luring you to an early death.

We must go deeper…

We must go deeper…

Incredibly satisfying drawer of teas’.

Incredibly satisfying drawer of teas’.

We will not entertain this methodology…

We will not entertain this methodology…

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.