‘merica!

there’s a reason fans follow my page

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

the dream life

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

jurassic park holiday special

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

the simple dog life

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

may the comedic force be with you

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

the more you drink, the more political you get

this guy gets it