time for the ultimate debate

I’ll just be here if you need me

Grandma sends the weirdest texts…

Behold, the pink pelican.

Engineers are smart.

Chris Pratt signed this autograph as Corey Haim.

Ron Swanson sums up what it means to be a real man

Pillars of Clay Leftover from the last Ice Age that remain uneroded due to the rocks sitting on top. Eventually the clay loses strength, sending the rock tumbling down the mountain.

Gotta read them all.

I’m 9/10 passive aggressive.

🎵 Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

Lizard is life.

omg tho.

Octopussy

You’re hire, and you can work here as long as you want.

Welcome to Alabama.