tired & inspired

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

trojan pigeon

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

wasted gems

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

time to cry!

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

the math adds up

the math adds up

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question