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You wouldn’t steal a dress..

You wouldn't steal a dress..
eat the cat food, too
eat the cat food, too
only $59.99
only $59.99
not a secret anymore
not a secret anymore
no we won’t
no we won’t
there goes my paycheck
there goes my paycheck
meowza
meowza
your day could always be worse
your day could always be worse
only cheese
only cheese
this is a new kind of evil
this is a new kind of evil
the mcu was just his origin story
the mcu was just his origin story
the blood of its enemies
the blood of its enemies
a true hero
a true hero
these really should be for sale
these really should be for sale
there’s no such thing as too much garlic
there’s no such thing as too much garlic
this is really sweet
this is really sweet
Nerf+guns+have+gotten+more+powerful+since+I+was+a+kid%26%238230%3B.
Nerf guns have gotten more powerful since I was a kid….
Pole+dancing+is+hardcore.
Pole dancing is hardcore.
Selenite+is+magical
Selenite is magical
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+this+kind+of+candy+patience.+OM+NOM+NOM.
I don’t have this kind of candy patience. OM NOM NOM.
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I%26%238217%3Bm+in+my+happy%2C+drama+free%2C+space.
I’m in my happy, drama free, space.
He+has+chosen.
He has chosen.
Where+in+the+world%26%238230%3B
Where in the world…
Wife+got+a+ticket.+She%26%238217%3Bs+pretty+passive+aggressive%26%238230%3B
Wife got a ticket. She’s pretty passive aggressive…
Opt-out+of+puberty%26%238230%3B
Opt-out of puberty…
Storm+Troopers+take+flight.
Storm Troopers take flight.
Fertilize+me.
Fertilize me.
Internet+plz
Internet plz