yes, we really are that dense

yes, we really are that dense

get cultured

your dad has hair

your dad has hair

do men ever shut up?

do men ever shut up?

not even my future selves can stop me

not even my future selves can stop me

suspiciously delicious

suspiciously delicious

i am a beautiful centipede

i am a beautiful centipede

wait until he starts talking about his hipaa rights

wait until he starts talking about his hipaa rights

squirrels love yahtzee

squirrels love yahtzee

and then i get kicked out immediately

and then i get kicked out immediately

and now this version is stuck in my head

and now this version is stuck in my head

all looks like lasagna to me

all looks like lasagna to me

draw 4

pheasants and their enemies

pheasants and their enemies

thwip thwip

stick to potato chips

stick to potato chips