Grandpa is sick of you.

Grandpa is sick of you.

Introducing Spot

Introducing Spot

When I grow up.

When I grow up.

Oh. My God.

Legendary facts about how i met your mother

Legendary facts about how i met your mother

As an overwhelmed college student.

As an overwhelmed college student.

Nessie ladle!

Chances of being called gay.

Chances of being called gay.

Haiku by a Robot

Haiku by a Robot

My life is ruined

My life is ruined

Happy scotch!

When bae is out of town

When bae is out of town

We’ve made so much progress!

We’ve made so much progress!

Time to update the resume!

Time to update the resume!

Will you remember me in a month?

Will you remember me in a month?

Choose wisely