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And you will never be able to delete it.
And you will never be able to delete it.
They’re illusions, Michael…
They’re illusions, Michael…
How astute, Senator.
How astute, Senator.
Roommates are the würst.
Roommates are the würst.
The north recalls.
The north recalls.
bees bad…?
bees bad…?
That box ain’t right… – Doge, probably.
That box ain’t right… – Doge, probably.
Jesus Christ Marie, they’re not rocks. They’re minerals.
Jesus Christ Marie, they’re not rocks. They’re minerals.
Let the games begin!
Let the games begin!
Turtles get zoomies, too.
Turtles get zoomies, too.
Get this girl a whistle and a job.
Get this girl a whistle and a job.
We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte.
We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte.
An inmate at the Heart Mountain Relocation Center, Wyoming.
An inmate at the Heart Mountain Relocation Center, Wyoming.
Nobody owes you a smile.
Nobody owes you a smile.
Spooky kites at a distance!
Spooky kites at a distance!
she+still+gets+butterflies
she still gets butterflies
free+him
free him
batgirl%26%238217%3Bs+bathroom
batgirl’s bathroom
speaking+banjo
speaking banjo
Join the conversation
which+chonk+are+you+today%3F
which chonk are you today?
are+you+smart+enough+to+go+to+the+bathroom%3F
are you smart enough to go to the bathroom?
let%26%238217%3Bs+play+a+game
let’s play a game
why+not+both%3F
why not both?
coliseum+cat
coliseum cat
black+hole+cat
black hole cat
Isn%26%238217%3Bt+that+great+debate%3F+Death+or+medical+bills%3F
Isn’t that great debate? Death or medical bills?
she+gets+to+keep+it
she gets to keep it