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today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

Grans hear on a different frequency…
Grans hear on a different frequency…
It’s an Icelandic lava ceremony.
It’s an Icelandic lava ceremony.
touché, old friend.
touché, old friend.
Will you marry me, JD.
Will you marry me, JD.
Despite all the gato…
Despite all the gato…
FBI Fingerprint Fatabase, firca 1945.
FBI Fingerprint Fatabase, firca 1945.
2020+ cat womans.
2020+ cat womans.
Teapots for cats people.
Teapots for cats people.
I think this means you’re he Santa Clause
I think this means you’re he Santa Clause
Birds whom can’t read.
Birds whom can’t read.
Brought to you by Windows XP SP2
Brought to you by Windows XP SP2
The hexagon is the powerhouse of the hive.
The hexagon is the powerhouse of the hive.
Swamps are bad for roads, turns out.
Swamps are bad for roads, turns out.
Is that Tony Hawk?
Is that Tony Hawk?
Music notation with the munchies.
Music notation with the munchies.
now+that%26%238217%3Bs+a+deal+that+saves+a+lot+of+money
now that’s a deal that saves a lot of money
attack+o%26%238217%3B+the+catto
attack o’ the catto
contentedness+100
contentedness 100
i+need+to+use+this
i need to use this
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10+Pasta+Memes+to+Eat+Up
10 Pasta Memes to Eat Up
10+Cat+Memes+to+Purrk+You+Up
10 Cat Memes to Purrk You Up
the+ultimate+zoom+meeting+for+inefficiency
the ultimate zoom meeting for inefficiency
looks+like+the+otts+are+against+your+favor%2C+friend
looks like the otts are against your favor, friend
you+can%26%238217%3Bt+avoid+the+stare
you can’t avoid the stare
am+now+singing+this+version+all+the+time
am now singing this version all the time
it+just%26%238230%3Bslides+so+easily%26%238230%3B
it just…slides so easily…
m%C3%B6ther%2C+why
möther, why