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today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

It’s important to be honest with your children.
It’s important to be honest with your children.
It’s not you, it’s me.
It’s not you, it’s me.
It’s time to take a stand.
It’s time to take a stand.
I wear Pumba.
I wear Pumba.
How I feel about the seasons.
How I feel about the seasons.
Flight of the Conchords – Feel Inside (and stuff like that).
Flight of the Conchords – Feel Inside (and stuff like that).
Dog tricks: Not as impressive when done by humans.
Dog tricks: Not as impressive when done by humans.
My friends vs. me.
My friends vs. me.
Insects x Women.
Insects x Women.
Design nerd flash cards.
Design nerd flash cards.
Shaming dogs.
Shaming dogs.
Hungry hungry hippo!
Hungry hungry hippo!
This person gets it.
This person gets it.
Am I the only one?
Am I the only one?
Dear websites.
Dear websites.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Join the conversation
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Classy.
Classy.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…