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Told my class I was being observed today and not to be tardy. A student walked in late and handed me this.

Told my class I was being observed today and not to be tardy. A student walked in late and handed me this.
Hello, 911?
Hello, 911?
Eddie izzard, you are a god
Eddie izzard, you are a god
Saving a life.
Saving a life.
Expensive restaurants be like…
Expensive restaurants be like…
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz.
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz.
How do you sleep at night?
How do you sleep at night?
You’ll get there one day little buddy.
You’ll get there one day little buddy.
Being late for school.
Being late for school.
He’s getting smarter, last time it was a unicorn
He’s getting smarter, last time it was a unicorn
Keeping it real on Jeopardy…
Keeping it real on Jeopardy…
If you remember this game…
If you remember this game…
The bill was outrageous
The bill was outrageous
Pedal charging stations
Pedal charging stations
Tale of Two Wolves
Tale of Two Wolves
This cosplay guy
This cosplay guy
guy+on+internet+is+an+idiot
guy on internet is an idiot
thicken+nugget
thicken nugget
butt+brothers
butt brothers
fuck+that+hurts+eels%2C+probably
fuck that hurts eels, probably
Join the conversation
you+know+the+podcast
you know the podcast
dad+never+has+to+know
dad never has to know
is+pizza+on+a+pineapple+okay%3F
is pizza on a pineapple okay?
no+fear+here
no fear here
he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong%2C+though
he’s not wrong, though
cats+love+the+sun
cats love the sun
guess+what+happens+next
guess what happens next
what%26%238217%3Bs+in+the+box%3F
what’s in the box?