…ever vigilant

we’re all playing checkers while this bloke from the 17th century was playing chess

this is the kind of art i want hanging on my walls

there are multiple ways to spell missouri

The identities of the most popular ghost kitchens revealed

where there’s no risk, there’s no reward – someone about to risk everything to eat a grilled cheese sandwich

revenge is a dish best served with a new netflix password

always knock before entering. always

wisconsin gets so cold in the winter you can freeze an egg

come for the pizza, stay for the free side of hands

not every change george lucas made to star wars was a bad one

is this supposed to be an insult or a compliment?

“hello old friend” i tell the toilet before realizing i’m not alone in the bathroom

remember when jesus turned water into jack daniels that one time? that was aweomse

public transport to hogwarts is the worst

motivation tree – it refused to give up and neither should you