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an affair with the raccoon

an affair with the raccoon
It begins.
It begins.
If Apple made water.
If Apple made water.
Annoying things to do in an elevator.
Annoying things to do in an elevator.
You know it.
You know it.
I’m a chemistry major…
I’m a chemistry major…
Girls at school.
Girls at school.
If I was Charmander…
If I was Charmander…
ooooOOOHHHhhh.
ooooOOOHHHhhh.
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
Oh Disney.
Oh Disney.
Words.
Words.
When I see my friends at the same party.
When I see my friends at the same party.
Just Zach Braff.
Just Zach Braff.
Some of a cat’s nine lives.
Some of a cat’s nine lives.
When I’m alone in public.
When I’m alone in public.
I+think+i%26%238217%3Bm+hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
the+morning+commute+is+brutal
the morning commute is brutal
brain+is+broken
brain is broken
it%26%238217%3Bs+not+too+late
it’s not too late
Join the conversation
who+has+it+worse%3F
who has it worse?
i+ride+it+on+the+parade+route
i ride it on the parade route
per+my+last+shot
per my last shot
he%26%238217%3Bs+out+of+the+friend+group
he’s out of the friend group
and+now+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+look+to+my+left
and now I can’t look to my left
is+this+the+world%26%238217%3Bs+scariest+spider%3F
is this the world’s scariest spider?
organic+gluten+free+bears
organic gluten free bears
welp%2C+looks+like+i%26%238217%3Bm+not+getting+sleep+tonight
welp, looks like i’m not getting sleep tonight