tom reasonable

I’m a terrible person for laughing at this

I’m a terrible person for laughing at this

midnight snacks are important

midnight snacks are important

*looks at clock with contempt*

*looks at clock with contempt*

the irony

sounds like something only a robot would complain about

sounds like something only a robot would complain about

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should

First player from Atlantis to pitch in the majors

First player from Atlantis to pitch in the majors

Just casually vacuuming the lawn

Just casually vacuuming the lawn

PAW patrol after the kids go to bed

PAW patrol after the kids go to bed

you shall not pass!

you shall not pass!

Brian wants to be more than friends

Brian wants to be more than friends

The tiger won

he wins

taco bell should put this on the menu

taco bell should put this on the menu

Never ask a cat its weight

Never ask a cat its weight