when you need to know which of your friends are secretly lizard people

when you need to know which of your friends are secretly lizard people

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

‘Merica at war.

‘Merica at war.

Hey Americans.

Sassy bones

Be careful what you wish for

Be careful what you wish for

I have a feeling Hitler would like Tumblr.

I have a feeling Hitler would like Tumblr.

How big Africa really is.

How big Africa really is.

When was the last time you had sex?

When was the last time you had sex?

Clever dog

You don’t know my life

You don’t know my life

Cosmospolitan – I’d buy the hell out of this magazine.

Cosmospolitan – I’d buy the hell out of this magazine.

Too suave for words.

Too suave for words.

My new favorite cat gif

My new favorite cat gif

You mean to tell me the third panel is incorrect?

You mean to tell me the third panel is incorrect?

Hey Mom! Pthlpthbbbbt

Hey Mom! Pthlpthbbbbt