Feeling Lucky?

What is dad?

What is dad?
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
I’m still fat.
I’m still fat.
Unhated nations annual meeting.
Unhated nations annual meeting.
A non-deadly Australian animal.
A non-deadly Australian animal.
I see you have disabled autocorrect…
I see you have disabled autocorrect…
If I made you breakfast in bed…
If I made you breakfast in bed…
Modern pixel art.
Modern pixel art.
New geological survey of Mars!
New geological survey of Mars!
I’m not sure what I’m watching…
I’m not sure what I’m watching…
Correction, you love ice cream.
Correction, you love ice cream.
So many texts with dog
So many texts with dog
I’m not anti-social.
I’m not anti-social.
Not where you want to be in life.
Not where you want to be in life.
First rule about Diet Club
First rule about Diet Club
Me trying to keep up on new slang.
Me trying to keep up on new slang.
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Join the conversation
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Obviously.
Obviously.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Sup+player.
Sup player.