That’s about a quarter [of the way through his intestines]

yep

a crow is the perfect accessory

praying over leftovers

tiktok rock

pay raise negotiating for dummies

what’s your taco bell order?

living just to find emotion

this sentence is cursed

ready for a nuclear disaster

Tom Cruise Jumps Out Of A Helicopter To Thank His Loyal Fans and the Internet has Thoughts

name this ’90s boy band

you are the card holder

garlic bread cat

nothing rear defrost can’t handle

silent but deadly