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Japanese coffee commercial is exactly what you’d expect.

Japanese coffee commercial is exactly what you'd expect.
Just American things…
Just American things…
The most valid statement I’ve ever heard.
The most valid statement I’ve ever heard.
Happy cold and flu season!
Happy cold and flu season!
Mailmen are jerks, generally.
Mailmen are jerks, generally.
She can lick her elbow
She can lick her elbow
I’ve never wanted drugs more in my life…
I’ve never wanted drugs more in my life…
You said not to get you anything!
You said not to get you anything!
Food vs Exercise
Food vs Exercise
Who needs a relationship?
Who needs a relationship?
Me no study.
Me no study.
Soup and cheesy sammich break.
Soup and cheesy sammich break.
Things to do with junk mail.
Things to do with junk mail.
Your move, zombies.
Your move, zombies.
Freaking front-facing camera.
Freaking front-facing camera.
Butter – Good and Good For You
Butter – Good and Good For You
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Obviously.
Obviously.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Join the conversation
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
No+shame.
No shame.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…