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I shall have four children.

I shall have four children.

Adorable little serial killers.

Adorable little serial killers.

We call it love.

We call it love.

Kit Kat lasagna.

Kit Kat lasagna.

Can you spot the gay person?

Can you spot the gay person?

Looks like that worked out for you.

Looks like that worked out for you.

And I’m all grown up…

And I’m all grown up…

Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

The problem with my overly friendly dog.

The problem with my overly friendly dog.

Life goes on.

Because we are so classy at my house.

Because we are so classy at my house.

Food talks.

These are some useful tricks.

These are some useful tricks.

Nailed it.

See the difference?

See the difference?