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This tortle has seen some things.

This tortle has seen some things.
What villains do when they’re about to kill the hero.
What villains do when they’re about to kill the hero.
This isn’t right…
This isn’t right…
Which one of you morons bought us a color printer?
Which one of you morons bought us a color printer?
Skinny friend that eats a lot…
Skinny friend that eats a lot…
It MHz.
It MHz.
Waiting for car to pass before crossing street…
Waiting for car to pass before crossing street…
Silly panda.
Silly panda.
Meanwhile, in Australia…
Meanwhile, in Australia…
Worst pickup lines ever.
Worst pickup lines ever.
Dear life…
Dear life…
How to keep warm this winter.
How to keep warm this winter.
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
911? It’s me again…
911? It’s me again…
Lego!
Lego!
Words.
Words.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Join the conversation
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.