Feeling Lucky?

This tortle has seen some things.

This tortle has seen some things.
I can relate.
I can relate.
Your secret’s safe with us…
Your secret’s safe with us…
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Cheating milk.
Cheating milk.
I am a ninja.
I am a ninja.
No shame.
No shame.
Yep…
Yep…
It happens to the best of us…
It happens to the best of us…
I CHOOSE YOU!
I CHOOSE YOU!
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Mhm…
Mhm…
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Congratulations…
Congratulations…
Love, Pig.
Love, Pig.
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
A+gum+recycler+made+out+of+gum+in+London
A gum recycler made out of gum in London
Some+Germans+can+get+bent.
Some Germans can get bent.
Neighver+say+neighver.
Neighver say neighver.
Please+make+it+stop%26%238230%3B
Please make it stop…
Join the conversation
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].
Evolution+of+the+Latin+alphabet
Evolution of the Latin alphabet
Canadian+road+rage+at+it%26%238217%3Bs+finest.
Canadian road rage at it’s finest.
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
A%2B++truckin%26%238217%3B
A+ truckin’
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
ist+sehr+gut.
ist sehr gut.
Investing+in+the+future.
Investing in the future.