trolling a billion dollar company with elementary school humor

faster, peasant, I desire to excrete

dangit, self-improvement

Fallin’ in debt with me

funny how that overlaps…

you’re telling me I can do all those things my mom said no to, now?!

well, you gotta hamd it to ’em

you can never stop a bookworm

too bad he can’t ever use it

if only there was some sort of way to tell where they are…

even the signs peer pressure you

i don’t want to wait for the inevitable movie that comes out about this starring mark wahlberg

the three energies of toddler

seasonal depression be gone!

this Wish ad leaves me with so, so many questions

how could they make this mistake!