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Pork chops stop for no rain.

Pork chops stop for no rain.
Become the chemist you never realized you could be.
Become the chemist you never realized you could be.
Do not concern yourself with my consumption.
Do not concern yourself with my consumption.
This one never gets old… – that one waiter, probably.
This one never gets old… – that one waiter, probably.
Maybe consider trying again.
Maybe consider trying again.
Henlo bruder.
Henlo bruder.
KISS (Keep It Simple, Snail).
KISS (Keep It Simple, Snail).
Should not have taken that job on the plantation…
Should not have taken that job on the plantation…
This is how the grans did it, circa 1956.
This is how the grans did it, circa 1956.
*blunt force traumas*
*blunt force traumas*
Never trust the greater gator.
Never trust the greater gator.
Don’t get too lost, though…
Don’t get too lost, though…
psps come back :/
psps come back :/
Don’t blink…
Don’t blink…
Different tans for different mans.
Different tans for different mans.
8/10 dentists hate this one one trick.
8/10 dentists hate this one one trick.
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
Join the conversation
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB