two halves make a whole

don’t mess with his meat

don’t mess with his meat

when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue

when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue

five stars

i wouldn’t challenge her to a fight

i wouldn’t challenge her to a fight

ok john mayer

this true story needs to be a movie

this true story needs to be a movie

looking for recommendations, not advice… oh my

looking for recommendations, not advice… oh my

throw charlie a clementine!

throw charlie a clementine!

geese are dicks

geese are dicks

I’ve found my calling

I’ve found my calling

don’t be selfish

don’t be selfish

the best science teacher

the best science teacher

this is a crime against eating

this is a crime against eating

that was a quick diagnosis

that was a quick diagnosis

like the moon landing, this photo was staged

like the moon landing, this photo was staged