Feeling Lucky?

I don’t even try to stop myself.

I don't even try to stop myself.
no one wants to see a stage version of Twilight
no one wants to see a stage version of Twilight
they always know
they always know
despite all my rage, i am still just a rat on the road
despite all my rage, i am still just a rat on the road
take that, google maps ‘estimate’
take that, google maps ‘estimate’
RIP king. one the best twd characters
RIP king. one the best twd characters
it said no flip
it said no flip
happy bacon
happy bacon
that’s… not a human
that’s… not a human
oof
oof
professional athletes give the rest of us bad names
professional athletes give the rest of us bad names
bald dudes make the best barbers
bald dudes make the best barbers
Dickies and wallet with chain for me. I don’t miss those days
Dickies and wallet with chain for me. I don’t miss those days
ethan sucks
ethan sucks
teeth stick and hair stick
teeth stick and hair stick
cancel my plans
cancel my plans
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
Come+on+Ariel%26%238230%3B
Come on Ariel…
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?
Join the conversation
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
Words
Words
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
3D+printer+manufacturers+nightmare
3D printer manufacturers nightmare
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
Dear+God
Dear God
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…