uber diving

work day lunch break hack

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

Chumbawumba for life alert and other entertainment themed memes!

never underestimate women

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

american stadium food is a whole other level of american gluttony

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?