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Albert eats for free.
Albert eats for free.
Won’t somebody please think of the ducks?!
Won’t somebody please think of the ducks?!
Your inner horse is leaking…
Your inner horse is leaking…
Everything’s J E S U S in Texas.
Everything’s J E S U S in Texas.
Wheel your children young.
Wheel your children young.
Now that’s what I call vacationing 2020
Now that’s what I call vacationing 2020
Smooth criminal…
Smooth criminal…
You can touch, actually.
You can touch, actually.
What is this creature…?
What is this creature…?
Not in these parts…
Not in these parts…
Nugget retriever.
Nugget retriever.
The payroll adventures of Donald the Duck
The payroll adventures of Donald the Duck
*listening intensifies*
*listening intensifies*
A small price to pay for a tank of gas and a slim jim…
A small price to pay for a tank of gas and a slim jim…
On second thought… I got this.
On second thought… I got this.
Release+your+inner+feline.
Release your inner feline.
We%26%238217%3Bre+going+to+beat+this%26%238230%3B
We’re going to beat this…
%C3%99%CB%86%C3%99%C5%BD%C3%98%C2%B9%C3%99%C5%BD%C3%99%E2%80%9E%C3%99%C5%BD%C3%99%C5%A0%C3%99%E2%80%99%C3%99%C6%92%C3%99%C2%8F%C3%99%E2%80%A6%C3%99%C2%8F+%C3%98%C2%A7%C3%99%E2%80%9E%C3%98%C2%B3%C3%99%C5%BD%C3%99%E2%80%98%C3%99%E2%80%9E%C3%99%C5%BD%C3%98%C2%A7%C3%99%E2%80%A6
وَعَلَيْكُمُ السَّلَام
Have+you+ever+felt+like+you+were+being+hunted%3F
Have you ever felt like you were being hunted?
Join the conversation
This+is+how+the+turn+tables+turn.
This is how the turn tables turn.
He+was+down+for+some+exercise%2C+allegedly.
He was down for some exercise, allegedly.
%2Asignificant+doubt%2A
*significant doubt*
This+is+what+%7E%241.6+billion+USD+worth+of+gold+looks+like.
This is what ~$1.6 billion USD worth of gold looks like.
The+illuminate+would+prefer+you+didn%26%238217%3Bt+know%26%238230%3B
The illuminate would prefer you didn’t know…
To+halp%2C+is+to+doge.
To halp, is to doge.
%2Astrongly+desires+insect+of+the+sea%2A
*strongly desires insect of the sea*
Wake+up+Neo%26%238230%3B
Wake up Neo…