Foot science.

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

another delicious hummuscide

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

the law of giants

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

was joining the US military the original squid game?

say aloe to my little friend

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human