I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

Astronauts playing with their food

The price is savage

You just lost the game.

$8 worth of Lunchables Compared to $8 worth of the same product if you were to buy in non-lunchable form.

I… I guess thanks?

I nominate Mr. Trump.

No need for parking sensors when you got these

Armor equipped!

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Passive aggressive instructions

One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

A Venezuelan smartass

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.