uncenter of attention

My mom told me not to post my proposal pic on Facebook because she’s ashamed of me… I want the world to see!

Trump and Nixon would have made a beautiful baby together.

Illuminatea – Steep all day.

"we’ll be there some time between 8am and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

60% of the time, it works every time.

Everyone deserves a second chance

Compliments explained

Latest photo of Jupiter from the Juno spacecraft

Words from mom.

That was a quick test

Poor kitters just had a small thirst. 🐱🌊

I hate the future.

I always see beauty in others… who are at least 6’3

Alan the unimpressed astronaut

This city started putting colored LED strips at crosswalks so people staring down at their phone wont walk into traffic