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Shaquille O’Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.

Shaquille O'Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.
Excellent!
Excellent!
Justin Beaker.
Justin Beaker.
There is an app for that…
There is an app for that…
Scumbag Siri.
Scumbag Siri.
It’s all in your head.
It’s all in your head.
Oh, Whitney Houston Died?
Oh, Whitney Houston Died?
Words.
Words.
Orlando Broom.
Orlando Broom.
WTF JUST HAPPENED?!
WTF JUST HAPPENED?!
Life.
Life.
Can you prove the Bible is false?
Can you prove the Bible is false?
Origami level Yoda.
Origami level Yoda.
Snape approves.
Snape approves.
Facts.
Facts.
They forgot to mention morons…
They forgot to mention morons…
Classy.
Classy.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Join the conversation
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…